Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...