Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...