Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...