So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...