What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
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Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...