Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...