Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...