Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...