Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...