Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.