Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...