Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...