Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...