Employee evaluations.
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A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
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Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!