Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...