Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...