Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...