Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...