Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.