Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...