Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...