The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...