Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...