Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...