pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...