Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...