Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Emersom
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Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...