Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...