Want me to paint for you?
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One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
He is a very smart dog
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God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Going to the office
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