A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.