Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...