Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...