The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...