What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...