Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...