Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...