Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...