Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...