New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...