Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...