Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...