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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
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What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
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Welcome to Hell…
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How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
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