Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Men Are Like Noodles
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Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Thankful he’s drunk
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USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...