Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...