A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...