Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...