A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...