Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...