Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...