Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...