Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
How are you feeling?
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On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...